WT Baby

How to become a white trash baby:

Step one.

Run around the hood shirtless because your brother sprayed you with the hose. Then proceed to collect Cadbury chocolate covered peanut butter Easter eggs  from the neighbor.  The neighbor's can't resist a cute blue eyed shirtless boy. Or maybe she was feeling buyers remorse after cleaning out Dollar General of their 4/$1 left over bags of Easter candy.

Step 2
Park it on the drive way and let the (minimum) 2 pound chocolate egg sit in your hand and melt until it gets so gooey it starts to drip all over you.

Step 3
Decide to save your mom some clean up work and paper towels and just lick yourself clean... like a cat!

With these 3 easy steps you can become WT, too!