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Remember this post? Due to a request (a long time ago) I have had this sitting in my draft file being totally forgotten about and half way done. I saw it a few weeks ago and decided to open it up, dust it off and added a few more to it.
I hesitate to even post it because for one, I am not that interesting, two I may seem harsh or strong minded and three my dumb blonde tallies will rise on your list you have going on me. But since I took the time to actually make the list I will post it so it wont feel like a complete waste.
So
I am a girl who:
Remember this post? Due to a request (a long time ago) I have had this sitting in my draft file being totally forgotten about and half way done. I saw it a few weeks ago and decided to open it up, dust it off and added a few more to it.
I hesitate to even post it because for one, I am not that interesting, two I may seem harsh or strong minded and three my dumb blonde tallies will rise on your list you have going on me. But since I took the time to actually make the list I will post it so it wont feel like a complete waste.
So
I am a girl who:
* wears Vaseline as lip gloss.
* licks the sides of the popcorn bag clean of butter.
* busts Enya in the car and sings along with my 4 yr old.
* loves rooms decorating in all white. I call them fluffy rooms.
* thought you could only buy books from amazon
* ultimate pet peeve is getting stinged on toppings in my blizzard or concrete... or if its not mixed well.
* can't stand clutter, even threw away my high school diploma.
* thinks Ruffles and BBQ Lays dipped in sour cream is the bomb.
* bought 10 bottles of irresistible apple B&BW lotion because they were being discontinued.
* likes to watch the movie Rudy so I can listen to the background music.
* is addicted to Cherry 7up and Strawberry Crush, thanks to Casey.
* would check mark the "other" box because I didn't know what Caucasian meant.
* could sit in the laundry room and sniff Tide soap all the day long.
* is a scrooge about 2nd baby showers just because you are having a different gender. If that's the case I want a bridal shower after every 10 yrs of marriage to update all my stuff.
* failed my drivers license test for the first time
* is a necklace junkie.
* idol was Wendy Peffercorn, yes from the movie Sandlot.
* felt old fashion when 3 yr old niece looked at my tooth brush and asked if it turned on and I said no.
* could swim everyday of the summer.
* loves to watch my boys sleep at night, including Casey. Is that creepy?
* thinks PotteryBarn and Yogurtland is over rated. sorry.
* can't wait to get old so I can go to the salon and have my hair done once a week.
* never went back to my Philosophy MCC class mid semester because I had a speech due the next day and didn't feel like writing one.
* is t.e.r.r.i.b.l.e with remembering birthdays.
* doodles on the wall while taking a shower
* just saw Forest Gump on tv for the first time and when it was almost over realized Bubba Gump restaurant is affiliated with the movie. I always wondered why they had those shoes out front you could take pictures with. It all makes so much sense now!!!
* will probably never own a pet.
* does not like fruit in leafy green salads.
* keeps the inside of my car clean at all times.
* if gets cold while shopping at Walmart will take a sweater and wear it then put it back before checking
out.
* kinda wants to get stung by a bee so I know what it feels like.
* super glued my fingers together and thought I was going to have to drive myself to the hospital to free them.
* is always looking for a reason to eat out.
* has never gotten into on-line shopping
* wants to go on The Amazing Race show .
* uses hand soap to wash my face at night. I'll be paying for that later.
* still wears my Etnie skater shoes circa 2003
* has a hard time making the bed.
* just read the book How to Win Friends and Influence People and highly recommends everybody to read it
* bank account is doomed if I ever have a girl.
* has to stop and think before writing the letter W.
* emailed Blue Bunny to let them know that their Monster Cookie ice cream was not living up to it's
name and only had 6-8 traces of "monster" cookie within the half gallon.
* has to have the fan on while sleeping.
* swears Wendy Williams is/was a man.
* thought hand me downs were pronounced hammy downs and would sing by this shall menno instead of by this shall men know in the song As I Have Loved You.
* procrastinates until the very last minute possible.
* loves to give gifts.
* does not like de-boning rotisserie chickens, it gives me the willies.
* could watch tv for a whole day and not feel guilty about it.
* always asks hypothetical questions which drives the hubbs crazy!
* licks the sides of the popcorn bag clean of butter.
* busts Enya in the car and sings along with my 4 yr old.
* loves rooms decorating in all white. I call them fluffy rooms.
* thought you could only buy books from amazon
* ultimate pet peeve is getting stinged on toppings in my blizzard or concrete... or if its not mixed well.
* can't stand clutter, even threw away my high school diploma.
* thinks Ruffles and BBQ Lays dipped in sour cream is the bomb.
* bought 10 bottles of irresistible apple B&BW lotion because they were being discontinued.
* likes to watch the movie Rudy so I can listen to the background music.
* is addicted to Cherry 7up and Strawberry Crush, thanks to Casey.
* would check mark the "other" box because I didn't know what Caucasian meant.
* could sit in the laundry room and sniff Tide soap all the day long.
* is a scrooge about 2nd baby showers just because you are having a different gender. If that's the case I want a bridal shower after every 10 yrs of marriage to update all my stuff.
* failed my drivers license test for the first time
* is a necklace junkie.
* idol was Wendy Peffercorn, yes from the movie Sandlot.
* felt old fashion when 3 yr old niece looked at my tooth brush and asked if it turned on and I said no.
* could swim everyday of the summer.
* loves to watch my boys sleep at night, including Casey. Is that creepy?
* thinks PotteryBarn and Yogurtland is over rated. sorry.
* can't wait to get old so I can go to the salon and have my hair done once a week.
* never went back to my Philosophy MCC class mid semester because I had a speech due the next day and didn't feel like writing one.
* is t.e.r.r.i.b.l.e with remembering birthdays.
* doodles on the wall while taking a shower
* just saw Forest Gump on tv for the first time and when it was almost over realized Bubba Gump restaurant is affiliated with the movie. I always wondered why they had those shoes out front you could take pictures with. It all makes so much sense now!!!
* will probably never own a pet.
* does not like fruit in leafy green salads.
* keeps the inside of my car clean at all times.
* if gets cold while shopping at Walmart will take a sweater and wear it then put it back before checking
out.
* kinda wants to get stung by a bee so I know what it feels like.
* super glued my fingers together and thought I was going to have to drive myself to the hospital to free them.
* is always looking for a reason to eat out.
* has never gotten into on-line shopping
* wants to go on The Amazing Race show .
* uses hand soap to wash my face at night. I'll be paying for that later.
* still wears my Etnie skater shoes circa 2003
* has a hard time making the bed.
* just read the book How to Win Friends and Influence People and highly recommends everybody to read it
* bank account is doomed if I ever have a girl.
* has to stop and think before writing the letter W.
* emailed Blue Bunny to let them know that their Monster Cookie ice cream was not living up to it's
name and only had 6-8 traces of "monster" cookie within the half gallon.
* has to have the fan on while sleeping.
* swears Wendy Williams is/was a man.
* thought hand me downs were pronounced hammy downs and would sing by this shall menno instead of by this shall men know in the song As I Have Loved You.
* procrastinates until the very last minute possible.
* loves to give gifts.
* does not like de-boning rotisserie chickens, it gives me the willies.
* could watch tv for a whole day and not feel guilty about it.
* always asks hypothetical questions which drives the hubbs crazy!








